Earlier today I breezed into a semi-dark bedroom,
my arms loaded with freshly washed linens.
Out of the corner of my eye something small, gray,
about the size of a half dollar moved across the floor.
Haven't seen a daddy long legs THAT color before.
Must be some exotic one.
It moves again.
Gotta find a shoe to kill the thing!!
As I scramble for the weapon,
I notice the spider is no longer moving.
So I swish my foot in the spiders direction,
Perhaps he's playing possum.
Still no spider motion.
Upon closer inspection I discover
the exotic spider is really an
common dust bunny!
Perhaps I DO need to go to
my yearly eye appointment.